‘Cause I was busy, wasn’t I?
Well, I went on this Tinder date last night.
God Kate, oh my god, it was so awkward. I can’t tell you.
You know when it’s just so uncomfortable you don’t speak.
He didn’t fucking speak.
We sat there in silence the whole time.
I drank four ciders. Four. I just didn’t know what to say to him.
And I couldn’t leave.
Because, you know.
Well, I kind of knew him, didn’t I.
Oh, you know, Joel.
That guy Joel.
Yeah, he’s on tinder.
Yeah, yeah, the one who’s going out with your cousin.